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		<title>Sprinkler Repairs</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 04:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So what&#8217;s the first thing you do when you get home after flying all day to Hawaii? For me the first thing that I did when I got home was to help my father fix the sprinklers on the outside of the house. I don&#8217;t know what possessed my dad to want to fix the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So what&#8217;s the first thing you do when you get home after flying all day to Hawaii? For me the first thing that I did when I got home was to help my father fix the sprinklers on the outside of the house. I don&#8217;t know what possessed my dad to want to fix the sprinklers after all this time. On the upside by the time we were done I got a nice shower which helped cool me off since it was so warm that day.</p>
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<div class="imagecaption">Jake you&#8217;re supposed to be plugging the hole. Not spraying water all over the car</div>
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<div class="imagecaption">Ross has had enough plugging the leak. There she blows&#8230;</div>
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		<title>Car 1, My Arm 0</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So we recently decided that we would be keeping both cars even after we move into the city since nicole doesn&#8217;t yet know where her job is going to be at. Unfortunately this means that a lot of the car maintenance that i have been putting off for the past few months now needs to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So we recently decided that we would be keeping both cars even after we move into the city since nicole doesn&#8217;t yet know where her job is going to be at. Unfortunately this means that a lot of the car maintenance that i have been putting off for the past few months now needs to be done. One of the things that might be due to be done was a brake pad replacement.  Having a mechanic inspect your breaks cost about $50 and I think is kind of expensive since all they need to do is put the car on a rack and take off a tire to look at the pads. When you&#8217;re having your tires rotated is another good time to do a brake inspection since the tires are coming off anyway but many places won&#8217;t tell you if you need the work done even if they&#8217;ve done 99% of the work as part of another job.</p>
<p>So this evening since i got home early for work I decided I would rotate my tires myself since they needed to be done and I could get a good look at my brakes. This isn&#8217;t a terribly difficult task and i&#8217;ve done it before and takes me about an hour. Things were going pretty well and i got the first three tires changed no problem and just needed to put the last tire back on in place of the spare that I had on. When it came time to pull the spare off it refused to come off. Now here is where I did something stupid. Instead of trying to figure out what was causing it to be stuck I started to pull really hard on it. Guess what happened? Yup you guessed it, I pulled too hard and managed to cause the car to fall off of the dinky little jack i had it on. When this happened the wheel well I was working on shifted about a foot down and the car crashed into my arm. This hurt like you wouldn&#8217;t believe. I got very lucky in that I managed not to break anything and am a proud owner of a very swollen forearm. On the upside I got really lucky in managing not to permanently damage my car and the stuck wheel came unstuck so i could put my tire back on and go back inside to lick my wounds.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a good thing i&#8217;m a software developer cause clearly I make a piss poor car mechanic. I managed to screw up prob one of the simplest tasks that most people can do. My arm is nice and puff and by tomorrow morning i&#8217;m sure i&#8217;m going to have a nice bruise going on. Right now that $50 brake inspection plus $20 tire rotation is looking mighty cheap&#8230;..</p>
<p>On a side note this weekend while digitizing our files i found a maintenance receipt that listed my car millage as 43,000 miles. Since my car now has +140K miles it means i&#8217;ve driven my car over a hundred thousand miles which i found to be pretty impressive. Considering this is the first car I ever bought it&#8217;s lasted me for quite awhile and is still in pretty good shape.</p>
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		<title>Driving To Work</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So i&#8217;m driving to work this morning on the beltway. Far up ahead of me I see this black and white thing being towed by a truck. At first I assumed it was a boat being transported on the beltway since they are a pretty common occurrence. However as i get closer I realize that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So i&#8217;m driving to work this morning on the beltway. Far up ahead of me I see this black and white thing being towed by a truck. At first I assumed it was a boat being transported on the beltway since they are a pretty common occurrence. However as i get closer I realize that it can&#8217;t be a boat cause its too skinny and top portion is the same width as the bottom. I keep watching this thing as i get closer to the back of it.</p>
<p>Finally when i&#8217;m within a half dozen car lengths I realize what i&#8217;ve been looking at was the rear end of a giant cow. This cow was at least as tall as the semi&#8217;s next to it. At this point i had a good laugh since i&#8217;d been staring at a cow&#8217;s ass for the last few miles as i tried to figure out what it was. I guess Turkey Hill has some promotional cow complete with a turkey hill ice cream tub in front that they move around the country. It gave me a good laugh especially after fighting traffic on the first part of my drive. It always amazes me some of the things i&#8217;ve seen being transported while driving to work.</p>
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